Time Stamp 5/20/11 2200 hours
"This is your mission, if you choose to accept it."
Misson: Provide barbecued baby back ribs and pulled pork for up to 30 people.
Distance to Target: Approximately 450 miles due North/Northwest
Geographical Vicinity: Kennesaw, Georgia
Date: Saturday - Memorial Day Weekend
Time: Lupper (Lunch + Supper) will be served promptly at approximately 3 p.m. (give or take an hour)
Logistical Considerations: BBQ must remain viable after 6 hour commute over mostly interstate terrain.
Environmental Concerns: Chance of rain. Chance of sweltering humidity.
Potential Threats: BBQ could prove popular with guests. Evasive action may be required if quantities for seconds and thirds are not readily available. Prepare for this scenario by offering well-thought-out and believable explanations (aka "stories").